Anime Jokes or Funny Lines?

I thought I would start a topic about jokes or funny things that you have either heard about anime or while watching an anime.

So I'll start off by posting a few that I have heard before, and no these are not my creations, just ones I have heard others say before.

DeathNote joke:
Q: Why is Light like a lift?
A: Because he's an L evader.

Inuyasha joke:
Q: Where does Kagome clean her clothes?
A: Inu-washa

DBZ joke:
Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:One, but it takes six episodes.


There's nothing like a good laugh to brighten your day, so post yours!

The title of Dragonball Z is mispunctuated-- it should really be Drag-On-Ball Z.

Recently Twinkies has gone out of business after realizing Naruto had more filler.

Why is Zapdos so dangerous?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!

When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor?
When it's Koffing

Name a low fat Pokémon.
Butterfree

How do you catch a unique Pokemon?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
Tame way.

Those are really good! Made me chuckle.

i don't know any jokesTT^TT...but the ones you posted are funnyXD

Ohohohoho~

^^ you had a lot of pokemon jokes Panda

I watched this anime called 2x2=Shinobuden way back in the day and there was this one thing that I thought was funny.

This round talking yellow guy was eating food with this lady and it said something like, "Give me 1/4, 2/16, 3/8, and 4/16ths of your steak. She answered that he could and then preceded to do the math, (she was a bit slow), only to find out that it equaled 100% of her steak!

I probably wouldn't laugh if I watched that part again, but the first time around really made me laugh.

Haha that's something Dark would do^^

-giggle-
Can this be a thread for funny pictures, too?

I agree with Panda!

PoPiPanda wrote:-giggle-
Can this be a thread for funny pictures, too?

Absolutely!

Post anything funny, as long as it isn't xxx rated.

KazumaSB wrote:

PoPiPanda wrote:-giggle-
Can this be a thread for funny pictures, too?

Absolutely!

Post anything funny, as long as it isn't xxx rated.

If anyone did then they would recieve the BAN HAMMER!!

Aww, noo xxx? QQ

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KazumaSB wrote:
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haha that picture makes me giggle^^

Haha, yeah. I have some more funny ones. I'll have to post them later.

yesh~!>XD

I was looking at hentai, what else?

Nagisa~! xD
I'm not a funny person but...

Misa: Oh I just coulden't live without Light
L: Yes, that would be dark...

hentai, what is hentai? :joker: (warning: if you do not like nudity do not look up hentai.)

That's a good one from death note, kit kat.

Okay here are two more images. What do you think of these?





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I like the cookie one OwO

KazumaSB wrote:hentai, what is hentai? :joker: (warning: if you do not like nudity do not look up hentai.)

That's a good one from death note, kit kat.

Okay here are two more images. What do you think of these?





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NO MY COOKIES!!!!~DX<

Your cookies are mine!!


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Lul~

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KazumaSB wrote:Your cookies are mine!!


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You just try and take my cookies and see what happens!!!!!! :x :x