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Post by KazumaSB on Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:49 pm

I thought I would start a topic about jokes or funny things that you have either heard about anime or while watching an anime.

So I'll start off by posting a few that I have heard before, and no these are not my creations, just ones I have heard others say before.

DeathNote joke:
Q: Why is Light like a lift?
A: Because he's an L evader.

Inuyasha joke:
Q: Where does Kagome clean her clothes?
A: Inu-washa

DBZ joke:
Q: How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:One, but it takes six episodes.


There's nothing like a good laugh to brighten your day, so post yours! Very Happy

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Re: Anime Jokes or Funny Lines?

Post by PoPiPanda on Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:06 pm

The title of Dragonball Z is mispunctuated-- it should really be Drag-On-Ball Z.

Recently Twinkies has gone out of business after realizing Naruto had more filler.

Why is Zapdos so dangerous?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!

When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor?
When it's Koffing

Name a low fat Pokémon.
Butterfree

How do you catch a unique Pokemon?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
Tame way.

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Post by KazumaSB on Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:15 pm

Those are really good! Made me chuckle. Smile

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Post by Momo Neko on Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:57 pm

i don't know any jokesTT^TT...but the ones you posted are funnyXD

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Post by PoPiPanda on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:02 pm

Ohohohoho~

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Post by Momo Neko on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:45 pm

^^ you had a lot of pokemon jokes Panda

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Post by KazumaSB on Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:51 pm

I watched this anime called 2x2=Shinobuden way back in the day and there was this one thing that I thought was funny.

This round talking yellow guy was eating food with this lady and it said something like, "Give me 1/4, 2/16, 3/8, and 4/16ths of your steak. She answered that he could and then preceded to do the math, (she was a bit slow), only to find out that it equaled 100% of her steak!

I probably wouldn't laugh if I watched that part again, but the first time around really made me laugh.

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Post by Momo Neko on Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:12 pm

Haha that's something Dark would do^^

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Post by PoPiPanda on Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:03 pm

-giggle-
Can this be a thread for funny pictures, too?

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Post by Momo Neko on Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:28 pm

I agree with Panda!

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Post by KazumaSB on Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:44 pm

PoPiPanda wrote:-giggle-
Can this be a thread for funny pictures, too?

Absolutely!

Post anything funny, as long as it isn't xxx rated.

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Re: Anime Jokes or Funny Lines?

Post by Momo Neko on Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:28 pm

KazumaSB wrote:
PoPiPanda wrote:-giggle-
Can this be a thread for funny pictures, too?

Absolutely!

Post anything funny, as long as it isn't xxx rated.
If anyone did then they would recieve the BAN HAMMER!!

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Post by PoPiPanda on Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:08 pm

Aww, noo xxx? QQ

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Re: Anime Jokes or Funny Lines?

Post by KazumaSB on Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:30 pm


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Post by Momo Neko on Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:13 pm

KazumaSB wrote:
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haha that picture makes me giggle^^

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Post by KazumaSB on Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:49 pm

Haha, yeah. I have some more funny ones. I'll have to post them later. Very Happy

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Post by Momo Neko on Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:55 pm

yesh~!>XD

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Post by PoPiPanda on Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:40 pm

I was looking at hentai, what else?

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Post by Kit Kat on Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:45 pm

Nagisa~! xD
I'm not a funny person but...

Misa: Oh I just coulden't live without Light
L: Yes, that would be dark...

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Post by KazumaSB on Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:08 pm

hentai, what is hentai? :joker: (warning: if you do not like nudity do not look up hentai.)

That's a good one from death note, kit kat.

Okay here are two more images. What do you think of these?





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Post by Kit Kat on Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:37 pm

I like the cookie one OwO

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Post by Momo Neko on Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:27 pm

KazumaSB wrote:hentai, what is hentai? :joker: (warning: if you do not like nudity do not look up hentai.)

That's a good one from death note, kit kat.

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Post by KazumaSB on Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:46 pm

Your cookies are mine!! Twisted Evil


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Post by Kit Kat on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:42 pm

Lul~

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Post by Momo Neko on Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:59 pm

KazumaSB wrote:Your cookies are mine!! Twisted Evil


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You just try and take my cookies and see what happens!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad :x Evil or Very Mad :x Evil or Very Mad

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